Friday, April 30, 2010

The Ultimate Server

Recently, Kelly and I were recruited to play some important roles in our church's annual mystery dinner. The plot revolved around the reality-show "The Ultimate Server", in which contestants slavishly compete in various challenges to prove that they deserve the title of Ultimate Server.

During the course of the show, while certain contestants are voted off, it becomes evident that the competition has been sabotaged! (Gasp!)

I know, you already wish you had been there.

Each contestant proceeds to defend him/herself and butter up the audience by serving them dinner and drinks, until the shocking finale. An anaphylactic reaction! A surprising confession! And the unveiling of "The Ultimate Server!"

And to think that so many of you waste your time watching Lost...

Kelly played Caroline, the young and fashionable hair-stylist who is planning a wedding.

And I played Kipp, the waiter and family man who needs the money to pay for his son's hospital bills.

Seriously, does that face look guilty to you?

2 comments:

Kathy said...

You two sure you don't want to pursue a career in Hollywood?

Caleb said...

John, that picture is priceless. You were born to play the role of Kipp. I will be saving that picture for an opportune time... So who was guilty?