from the sacred classrooms of Concordia Seminary:
A well-respected Hebrew professor and author of many old testament commentaries said in class this week...
"There is no text in the Bible where God says, 'I can do frickin' whatever I want.' "
...and the runner up for the week, from a much less-respected student:
"All those east coast liberals are Catholic."
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While I am no longer an "East-coast liberal," I have to dispute the statement. At Princeton, we annually celebrated Luther's nailing of the theses with this little Reformation ditty, sung to the tune of Super-cali-fragi-listic-expi-ali-do-cious.
"Papal Bulls, indulgences, and trabsubstantiation. Speak your mind against them and face excomunnication. Nail your theses to the door let's start a reformation! Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation. Hum diddle diddle diddle hum didddle lie..."
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